I feel like throughout my whole life I have always heard “if you love what you do, you will never work a day in your life”. Well I’m an idiot and the one thing I have truly found that brings me joy is chilling. A large number of people already know exactly what I mean by this but if you are one of those “hardworking” types here’s some more insight on what it truly means to chill. I am frankly never happier than when I know that I do not have to leave the comfort of my bed for an extended (emphases on extended) period of time, i’m talking 2 days minimum. I reach an unmatched level of clarity when I single handedly take down an entire large pizza in my pajamas whilst slamming Coors Lite, and when I say an entire large pizza I don’t mean it in a quirky sense. I regularly consume that many calories, there are NEVER leftovers. With that being said I have only been graduated and in the workforce for a little over six months and I am not even kind of exaggerating when I say I can not wait for retirement. 

Don’t get me wrong I love to go out and explore the world, hit the gym, maybe get a slushee BUT ON MY OWN TIME. Like the rest of the sane world I truly can’t stand being told what to do or when to do it. Why should I listen to anyone I deem dumber than the whales they train at sea world? Granted the whales at Sea World are pretty smart, but not smart enough to escape capture, so take that how you will. That is why I am starting this blog. So I can talk my shit about what pisses me off, what makes me laugh, and to feel like there are just a few souls out there that feel my pain. Also I once promised a third grade teacher of mine I would become a writer one day, so I guess this counts. 

Now I am in no position to lose my job so I’m going to keep a certain level of anonymity until I either make enough money to do this full time or I lose motivation and quit blogging altogether. Also hopefully by me keeping my identity a secret you the reader can more easily put yourself in my shoes…? I don’t know. 

I feel like I am not alone in my plight. I feel like a closet majority of people truly question how humanity got so off track from the days when you wouldn’t leave your cave unless it was to snag a bite to eat or to find a mate. So if you feel the same way I do I think you might enjoy what I have to say. You might even laugh a little along the way. And to all those who disagree or oppose my viewpoints I only have one thing to say, “Heck em”.